Hazelmere Men's Club
May 17th News Letter

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Gentlemen,
 
Headlines

"Pope absconds with Collection Plate!"
Yes, Bob Pope, commonly know as "Aqua Man" just happened to be standing some 50 feet from where the 50/50 draw was made just before tee time on Saturday morning and yes you guest it .... he had the winning ticket.  Investigators are still trying to determine it there was any Devine intervention but so far have not been able to make a case.  The $130 was immediately paid out on the spot.
  Bob went on to play his round definitely listing to one side that morning.  Congratulation Bob!

Men's Club President attacked by Stinger Missile!!

It was on the 8th Tee Box when that infamous word "FORE" was heard coming from the 7th Tee Box.  It just so happens that our very own Men's Club President, Jim Werlinger happened to be in the group on the 8th tee box at that very moment.  As the air raid sirens were piercing the air, everyone took cover and while Jim was trying to crawl into his golf bag he forgot to cover his butt (the one with the bulls eye on it) and yes, it was a direct hit.  When asked about it after the strike he said, "it was a stinger"!  It was not know if the ball had become imbedded and lift clean & place rule had to be invoked.  After the round in the lounge Jim offered to let the media see the wound but no one took him up on his offer.  Jim was last seen applying copious amounts of cold liquids internally to control the swelling!

May 17 Results
 

The results for last Saturdays Men's Club event have been posted to the website. Congratulations to Bob Pope on winning the $130.00 jackpot for the 50/50 draw which was funded by the 55 players for this event. Winners for the various categories can pick up their envelopes at the May 31st event.
 
The course was still showing some effects of our wet weather, however we managed to mind the gap and keep up the pace of play with the final group finishing in the same time as the first group. The Executive would like to thank everyone for their efforts on keeping up the pace of play.
 
May 31st Event
 
Two man best ball is the format, so if you have not  registered then get you names in ASAP as the deadline is Sunday evening.  If you do not have a partner for this event and there is someone you would like to partner up with, please contact them. If you do become a team please let us know so we can make the necessary changes.  If you don't have a partner, NO PROBLEM, the Club Captain will pair you up with another participant.
 
Match Play

A number of matches were played on Saturday and if yours was not one of them, then get your butts in gear as the deadlines are near and we don't want to be flipping any coins to determine outcomes of matches.

As of this Saturday, May 24th there are only a hand full of Matches left to be played

Team Match Play (click on link to go to  match play ladder)

Matthews / York  vs.  Bollmann / Thorstensen

Cosens / Scanlan  vs. Zabel / Bayuk  (Date set for Wed, May 28th)

Edwardson / Embleton  vs.  Burns / MacAllen

Wilson / Sheane  vs.  Pope / Sudermann

Individual Match Play (click on link to go to  match play ladder)

Bill Clendening  vs.  Robert Flood

Kris Bollmann  vs.  Tim Mathews

Dave Adam  vs.  Rick Schmidt

Chris Thorstensen  vs.  Dave Nicola

Al Bajkov  vs.  Dave Zabel  (Date set for Sat, June 7th)

Jack Zimmer  vs.  Jack Boyce

Grant Cameron  vs.  Gary Jones

Grant Rusconi  vs.  Bob Pope

B Event - Individual & Team

The B Event Ladders for both the Team and Individual match plays should be posted by Sunday evening.  Please take a minute to check to see who you are playing and the deadline for your match.



Rules of Golf
 
We are hoping to add a new feature to our newsletter addressing the rules of golf. Not only will we provide you with the proper ruling on many everyday situations, but we'd also like to ask our membership to write in and ask for the proper ruling on situations you've encountered playing with your buddies. We would then get the answer for you from our club pro and publish the answer in our newsletter. It seems that there are often different interpretations of a rule within groups, so we'd like to address this topic so that we are all playing by the same rules. Please feel free to forward us any thought's you may have on this topic to hmc@hazelmeremensclub.org
 
Fun Stuff
 
Through out the course of the year we often hear stories of unusual happenings taking place on the golf course, case in point Bob (Aqua-Man) Pope and his club's encounter with the lake on #5. We'd like to hear from the membership of all such situations (send us an e-mail) as we'd like to recognize the best of the best at our year end finale.

That's it for another busy week on the Tour!

Good luck and we will see you bright & early (30 minutes prior to your tee time) on the first tee box next Saturday, May 31st

 
HMC Executive.

 

 

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