+ Marriage Joke

A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 9-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground.

The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?"

"Yes."

"Did you hit her with that golf club?"

"Yes, Yes, I did," the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club and puts his hands on his head.

"How many times did you hit her?"

"I don't know.  Five . . . six . . . put me down for a five."