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 Top  10 - Best Golf Caddie Remarks
      
   #10
    Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
   Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

   #9
   Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
   Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

   #8
   Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
   Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
  
 #7
   Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
 Caddy: "Eventually."

  #6
   Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
   Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

 #5
   Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time.  It's too much of a distraction."
   Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

   #4
   Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
   Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

  #3
   Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
   Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

  #2
   Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
   Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

 and the #1 best caddy comment:

   Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
   Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."